WHAT IS THE WHACKIEST ADVICE YOU’VE EVER HEARD?
Ok, I was gonna cheat on this one immediately by either;
a) pretending that the question doesn’t necessarily mean advice that I’ve been given, just advice I’ve heard, or
b) trawl the internet for ‘bad advice’ sites, of which there are plenty.
But, I shall do this on my own.
Wait a minute…no-one EVER gives me advice!
I’m going to have to sleep on this.
That didn’t help at all. Woke up in a horrendous mood, was dreaming about cake for some reason, gorgeous clumps of bedraggled black-forest, thick slabs of double-double chocolate – couldn’t get to them.
All the advice I can remember is GOOD advice. None of it’s whacky, funny, meant to entice.
There’s one…if you have hiccups, drink a cup of water upside down. So squat if you have to, use a friend if you must, just get upside down and drink.
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