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Whacky Advice

16 Jan

WHAT IS THE WHACKIEST ADVICE YOU’VE EVER HEARD?

Ok, I was gonna cheat on this one immediately by either;

a) pretending that the question doesn’t necessarily mean advice that I’ve been given, just advice I’ve heard, or
b) trawl the internet for ‘bad advice’ sites, of which there are plenty.

But, I shall do this on my own.

Wait a minute…no-one EVER gives me advice!

I’m going to have to sleep on this.

That didn’t help at all. Woke up in a horrendous mood, was dreaming about cake for some reason, gorgeous clumps of bedraggled black-forest, thick slabs of double-double chocolate – couldn’t get to them.

All the advice I can remember is GOOD advice. None of it’s whacky, funny, meant to entice.

There’s one…if you have hiccups, drink a cup of water upside down. So squat if you have to, use a friend if you must, just get upside down and drink.

It works.

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Posted by on January 16, 2011 in postaday2011

 

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4 responses to “Whacky Advice

  1. Destination Infinity

    January 16, 2011 at 15:04

    The very thought of drinking the water upside down! might stop the hiccups 😛

    Destination Infinity

     
    • RNobilityNotraEin

      February 3, 2011 at 19:35

      Works for me friend!

      Much Peace and Best Kolembo/All,
      Rich

       
  2. kuksenok

    January 17, 2011 at 19:37

    Here’s some more hiccup-curing advice: drink from a large-ish cup from 4 sides (rotate it quickly and take a sip from around it) repeatedly until you drink the entire cup. This works with big cups because it makes you focus on this ridiculous activity, and makes you hold your breath as you drink the whole thing. It’s like a little game!

     
  3. RNobilityNotraEin

    February 9, 2011 at 10:07

    Awesome, thanks for the props bro and all else!

    Peace Bro,
    Rich;-)

     

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